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Parachute is creating an entirely new category: Protective Fashion. We are currently accepting angel investment inquiries for our early-stage growth round.
Current Round Status
We are strictly taking Angel Investment at this stage to support tooling, American production scaling in Arkansas, and direct-to-consumer pre-order acquisition.
Founder & Track Record
Joseph Shenton: Proven Bootstrap Execution
Six years ago, Joseph started a furniture company with just $5,000. Today, through relentless product execution and organic demand generation, that company produces $6,000,000 in annual revenue and employs over 40 staff, all fully bootstrapped without institutional dilution.
He is now bringing that identical operational discipline, commercial drive, and supply-chain rigor to a market 100x larger: the 15 million seniors who fall every year in the United States.
Bootstrapped
$5K → $6M/yr
Furniture Enterprise
Georgetown
$20,000 Win
Bark Tank 2025
Macro Landscape
The $80 Billion Healthcare Crisis
61M+
US Senior Demographic
Americans aged 65 and older represent the fastest-growing demographic, expanding by ~1 million people every year.
1 in 4
Seniors Fall Annually
Over 15 million falls occur per year in the US, with average emergency hip fracture costs exceeding $50,000 per incident.
98%
Market Unpenetrated
Only 2% of seniors adopt ugly medical devices. Parachute unlocks the other 98% with fashionable, discreet apparel.
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